These are all the song lyrics I’ve ever written – excluding the ones so bad I want them to be forgotten! They are in chronological order so when I finish a new one I stick it on the end. Sometimes though songs take years to write, … Continue reading The Complete Lyrics
I was recently interviewed by someone who was about to turn thirty. He was asking everyone who he knew the same set of questions. My unedited responses are below. What is the hardest lesson life can teach you? That you were wrong. What is the … Continue reading Turning 30
‘What’s best?…‘ is a game I invented with Patrick Lynch. It’s very simple to play: below is a list of ‘What’s Bests’, at the next soiree just start reading them out in any order you like. Feel free to dispute / vote / debate or … Continue reading What’s Best?
Oldest ones at the top, newest ones added at the bottom. Enjoy! Now for some haikus they are very short poems this is one of them. What is a haiku? It’s seventeen syllables five, seven then five That’s five sylables then its seven sylables then … Continue reading Haikus
People now use the phrase ‘housing crisis’ so regularly it has become generally assumed that such a thing exists, but does it? We can agree there is a problem to do with the ratio of homes to people, but while it’s easy to speculate about … Continue reading Is There a Housing Crisis?
On the afternoon of Sunday 12th July 2015 I was victim of a theft, and if you live In London you have probably been targeted by the same gang although you may not even realise it. Myself and my wife (and baby) entered Brockley station … Continue reading A Clever Way of Stealing